Apples vs. Oranges

Have you ever encountered an argument/debate where one party (usually on the losing end) sometimes throws out the statement "But thats comparing apples and oranges!". They think in that doing so, they can at least achieve a stalemate of sorts as that is supposed to mean that the two objects being compared are so fundamentally different that any comparison is impossible.

Well, not anymore! Thanks to this, now you too can have the perfect counter-argument to this statement, making sure that people don't simply throw it around anymore!

Btw, apples > oranges. After all, apples can at least keep doctors away (the way garlics own vampires). Oranges cant do nuts. ^^